Snake in the Lawn

Snake in the Lawn  (Mature Content Warning!  Mention of nudity and some cursing)

"Kristen, it's a pleasure to see you!  Where's the man of the relationship?" 
 
"At home… as ususal…"

"Playing Metal Gear?  Again?"

"Yep…"  Kristen hangs her head dejectedly.

"You know, relationship counseling only work if both of you actually come to the meetings…"  The councilor stresses the word "both" in her previous comment.

"Try telling him that!"  Kristen outbursts.  "I've been trying for weeks to get him to come!  He's just freaking obsessed with that game…  I swear…"

"In his defense it is one of the greatest games ever made…"  The councilor smiles at Kristen who returns a look of pure annoyance.  "Have you ever thought about why he likes to stay at home and play these games?"

"Heck if I know… It's like I don't even exist anymore!"  Kristen crosses her arms across her chest.

"I take it that he feels like his life is boring, he needs a sense of adventure.  That's why he escapes to these games, so that he can play the hero and feel important!  He needs someone to save…"

As the words sink in, Kristen's angry expression turns into one of understanding.  "I… I guess I see what you mean…  But, but what can I do about it!"  She tries to choke back tears.

"Hey now, none of that…"  The councilor hands her a tissue.  "It just turns out that I have just the thing for a situation such as this.  How would you feel about a magical adventure for two?"  She pulls a contract off a nearby shelf, almost as if she had prepared from the start.

"That sounds awesome, but… I'm not so sure I could afford it…"  Kristen carefully takes the paper and begins to scan it.

"This one's on me sweetie… Now look closely and you'll see two blank lines, one next to the word "hero" and the other by "sidekick".   Just sign yourself and your man up and by tomorrow, everything will be set."

"So, wait a minute…  What IS this adventure anyways?  I'm confused…"  Kristen stares at her, completely befuddled.  "And… who's this Decoy Octopus that you have listed on here?"

"Every adventure needs a villain Kristen… You and your fiancé will work together to defeat him.  It's the kind of adrenaline rush that every upstart couple needs!  Now if you would, please just sign and we can get this whole things started, I'm sure your man will approve."  She watches as Kristen considers carefully for a few seconds before jotting her own name down on the "hero" line.  "Woah!  A bold choice there Ms. Hero!"

Kristen blushes, "Yeah well, he's not the only one in need of a little adventure…  And if I get into trouble, he can always come and save me just like he wants to, right!"  Grinning, she scribbles his name into the line next to "sidekick".  "Thank you so much, I can't wait till tomorrow!  I'm so excited!"  Kristen practically laughs as she walks towards the door…

"Enjoy yourself!"  The councilor calls out as Kristen shuts the door to her office… "And… try not to get yourselves killed…"

"Leroy!"  Kristen bursts into the living room only to find him with his eyes glued to the television.  

"Uh huh…  what's up Kris?"  His gaze never leaving the television as he remains immersed within the videogame.

"I uh…"  She looks down at the contract in her hand.  "Um, nothing…  I'm kinda tired… I think I'm gonna hit the sack, you coming?"  She walk towards the bedroom, barely able to contain her secret.

"In a bit… I'm in the middle of a cutscene…"

"What's going on?"  She walks behind him.

"Oh, this guy called Decoy Octopus is dying from a virus called Fox-Die… and it kind of sucks because he's a cool character…"

Kristen's face turns red at the mention of his name… "Wha… what makes him so cool?"

"Oh, in real life he'd be a total badass…  He's a shape shifter of sorts, he can even mimic a person right down to their blood!  Awesome huh!  Why do you ask?"

"Uh… n…no reason…"  Fear begins to creep into her mind.  "I'm really tired… I'll see you in the morning honey."

"Right on, I'll be in bed in a minute baby."

As her head hits her pillow, a bead of sweat rolls down her cheek, "A shape shifter…  How in the world are we going to be able to defeat that!"  Suddenly, placing her name next to "hero", no longer seemed like such a good idea…

Two short hours later, Leroy shuts off the power to his gaming fantasy and heads towards the berdroom.  Crawling onto his side of the bed, he leans over and gently presses his lips against Kristen's cheek, her hair stubble tickling his lips.  "Huh… odd…"  Sleep overtaking his curiosity however, he shrugs it off as his head plops down onto his pillow…

"H…Hello?  Is anyone there?"  Kristen's mind is riddled with fear as she lies on an operating table.  Intravenous tubes stick in her legs and arms, barely visible underneath her one piece hospital gown.  Spotting two doctors behind a nearby glass panel she begins to call out once again.  "Hey!  What's going on?"  Trying to sit up she finds her body and appendages strapped to the bed, significantly restricting her movements.  "Hey, let me out!  GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!"  She screams towards the two doctors.  

"Seems one of our patient is getting restless… Begin the treatment…"  Kristen watches, horrified, as a key is turned, machines roar to life, and a strange black liquid begins to creep its way through the tubes leading to her body.  Struggling to free herself from her restraints, she catches a glimpse of another human just to her right.  "Leroy?"  She watches as white liquid begins oozing intravenously into his veins.  "Leroy wake up!  AHHHH!!!"  She screams in pain as the black liquid forces its way into her body.  Clinching her teeth, her eyes close as pressure pulses through her vessels causing her muscles to bulge.  Her once sensitive breasts flatten into bulging pectorals as her abs sculpt into a chiseled six pack.    The skin on her arms begins to tighten as her musculature increases at an alarming rate.  Her manicured fingers sprout outwards, growing stronger with each passing second.  

Looking over at Leroy, she gasps at what appears to be a very preadolescent female going quickly through puberty.  Long blond follicles sprout and quickly grow from his scalp, causing his short black strands to fall upon the bed.  With each breath he takes, his body seems to put more mass into his budding breasts.  "Leroy!  You'll be okay!"  Kristen screams out to him in her newly baritone voice.  Taking a look at Leroy's face only horrifies her more as she spots a wide grin spreading arcoss his feminine lips, almost as if he was enjoying it!  If that wasn't enough, Leroy's body suddenly begins defecating into a large bowl positioned beneath his bead.  As the excrement leaves his body, so does all traces of his masculinity… almost as if her body was cleansing itself of his former gender! The more fecal matter leaving her body, the thinner and more feminine she becomes.   As the bowel movement nears its end, Kristen can only stare at the now gorgeous voluptuous blond haired beauty lying next to her…  "Le… Leroy?"  She calls out, but the new woman makes no motion, seemingly comfortable with her surroundings as she falls asleep undisturbed.

Her attention beginning to focus back on herself, anger creeps into her heart.  "Why are you doing this to us!"  She begins to cry as her red hair falls from her scalp, follicles landing all around her face.  Quickly, black strands grow, replacing the ones that had fallen from her only moments prior.  With ever moment she becomes more male than she was before… "What the heck!  Oh geez…"  Well, even more so now than ever…  "This is impossible!"  He begins to struggle vigorously against his restraints.  

"Calm down or we will have no choice but to stop you…"  A voice fills the room through an intercom.

" I have no intent of calming down!  Let me out of here!"  Kristen screams at the two on looking doctors in the window.  Another button is pushed and Kristen watches in horror as a large cardboard box is lowered from the ceiling, encapsulating her.  "Goodnight… hero…" fills her ears as gas fills the compartment and she quickly drifts off into unconsciousness.  

"NO!!!!"  Kristen screams as he flings the bed covers off of himself and leaps out of bed.  Breathing heavily he regains a bit of his composure, "Just a dream… just a…", he looks down at himself, "not a dream?"  Frantically, he runs his hands over his body, his mind trying to digest his situation.  "Mirror… need a mirror…"  She sprints off towards the bathroom.  Reaching the door, he twists the doorknob and is greeted by a busty blond standing naked outside the shower, water dripping from her hair and running down across her body…

"Oh… hi there Snake.  What's up?"  She looks over at her former girlfriend standing gawking in the doorway.  "and by the way, my eyes are up here!"  She grins as she point towards her face, "Always wanted to say that…"

"You're…You're…umm…"  Kristen tries to clear her head, "Umm… you're…"

"Sniper Wolf. pleased to meet you!"  She interrupts him.

"I was going to say naked…"  Kristen blushes.

"Oh… right…yeah, well it's not like you've never seen all this before, right?"

"What do you mean by that?"  

"Oh come on Kris… you are telling me you've never looked yourself over in the mirror before?  As if…"  Sniper wolf laughs.

"How… how do you know my name?"  Kristen asks as he walks towards the woman.  Astonished, he watches as a tall muscular male mimics his movements in the large bathroom mirror behind Sniper Wolf.  "Is that me?  Dang…"  She flexes and watches and her arm muscles ripple across her skin.  "A woman could get used to this!"

"You aren't kidding!"  Sniper wolf seductively walks into the reflection, striking a sexy pose and runs her hands across her breasts.  "After all, a guy could REALLY get used to th… OUCH!"  

"Pervert!" Kristen pulls back her hand after leaving some very distinct red marks along the left side of Leroy's face.

"Geez!  What the heck was that for!"  Leroy shouts as she prepares to strike back…

"Try it…"  Kristen merely laughs as she flexes once more.  "Being a guy certainly has it's advantages!"

"And disadvantages…" Leroy smirks as her foot flies through the air and lands directly on its intended target.

"Unnngh…"  Kristen immediately collapses to the floor like a rag doll.  His hands clasp his new genitalia as he rolls on the ground writhing in pain.  "Ahhh… Unnngh… mmmmmmmmmm….Faaah… fffff...FUUUUCK!!!.... unnngh…"  An unquenchable fire erupts in his stomach as he struggles to draw breath.  Eyes wide, he forces himself to begin to breathe heavily and quickly, anything to try and take his mind off of the pain.  "Ahhhhhhhh!.... Why… why….why…why…why oh why… why…why?"  He pleads over and over as Sniper Wolf walks over his writhing body.

"Sucks doesn't it… not so funny when you are on the receiving end is it?  I know what you're going through, and words can't quite describe the pain can they?"  She smiles as she walks out the door.

"FFFFUUUUCCCKKK!!!!"  Kristen cries out in shear agony…

"Huh… nice attempt, that's as good a word as any for it I suppose!"  Sniper Wolf taunts as she continues down the hallway.  "See you in about 10 minutes Snake!"  She calls back grinning from ear to ear.  No wonder women enjoyed it so much, but she couldn't help but feel slightly guilty as the sheer agony she just caused her former girlfriend to endure…  "I probably shouldn't have done that… I know better…"  A few tears begin to fall from her eyes as she plops down onto the couch, hugging a throw pillow.  "I'm sorry Kristen…"
  
" I will never do that to another human as long as I live… Please, just make it STOP!"  Kristen pleads with fate.  His eyes are clamped shut as he continues to roll uncontrollably across the floor.  Suddenly,  a soft feminine hand runs through his hair, bringing him some comfort.  Opening his eyes, he gazes upon Sniper Wolf's gorgeous face.  "I'm sorry f.. for slapping you…"  He manages to gasp out between breaths.  

"That's alright baby, I'm here for you now"  She picks up Snake's head and rests it against her breasts… "Decoy Octopus will make everything better and punish that nasty lady for you…"

"D…Decoy Octopus!"  Snakes' eyes go wide as he feels the prick of a tranquilizer dart puncturing his neck.  "…Leeeroy… run…"  He pants as a wave of weakness rushes over his body.  Watching Decoy walk down the hallway, Snake watches as she quickly shifts from a busty blond beauty into a perfect replica of… himself.  "Oh shit…"

"Baby?"  Decoy stumbles into the living room limping and holding his genitals.  "You okay?  I'm so sorry for what I did…"

"Kristen…"  Sniper Wolf leaps off the couch and embraces him with a naked hug.  "I should of never… what I did was unforgivable…" She smiles and closes her eyes as her mind wraps itself around the embrace.

"Your got that right… bitch…"  Decoy quickly pistol whips Sniper Wolf in the back of the head, immediately knocking her unconscious.  Catching Sniper Wolf as she falls limp in his arms, he slings her over his shoulders and begins to walk out the door before turning back towards Kristen… "Oh, by the way… you've got 48 hours before I'm allowed to kill her… them's the rules… well, make that 24 hours after you wake up tomorrow."  Laughing, he quickly shifts his body once more.   After a few seconds he shifts into a mirror image of Sniper Wolf yet again with what could be considered her identical twin riding naked on her shoulders.  "Love you baby!  Come visit me sometime…"  She sexily turns and blows Snake a kiss as she hauls Sniper Wolf off into the morning.

Snake weakly stretches out his hand towards the door as the trank dart works its magic… "Leroy… nooo……"